Putting Things In Other Things
For as long as people have been putting clocks in things, so too have they worked tirelessly to put radios in things as well. Not surprisingly it was widely theorized that the clock radio would be the nadir of thing-in-other-thing innovation.
It wasn't.
Today, scientists are able to put things in other things previously thought to be "stand alones". This is helping to change the way we enjoy fake fireplaces. For the better.
For as long as people have been putting clocks in things, so too have they worked tirelessly to put radios in things as well. Not surprisingly it was widely theorized that the clock radio would be the nadir of thing-in-other-thing innovation.
It wasn't.
Today, scientists are able to put things in other things previously thought to be "stand alones". This is helping to change the way we enjoy fake fireplaces. For the better.
1. Music Fireplace. Features built-in speakers and an adjustable sub-woofer for use with any MP3 or portable CD player. Pop in a "Sounds of the Fireplace" CD and see if anyone can tell the difference between you and someone who can afford a real fireplace.
2. Wine Cooler Fireplace. Finally - a unit both beautiful and practical enough to properly chill (and showcase) the L'Entre-Cote. Hello ladies.
posted by Paul Phelps at 8:58 PM
3 Comments:
Have you read anything about the Louis XIV-style chair with built-in speakers? I'd set myself up in one of those across the room from your fireplace, sir, and we'd have ourselves a face-off!
Is that how they teach baby making in your hometown?
Hmmm...I always thought that the nadir of thing-in-other-thing innovation was the stretch limo that came with a midget bartender. Decadent and damn handy.
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