Halloween Costume Countdown: Decision 2006

Thaaaaat's right. So look for me. I'll be going to [location] on [day] around [time].

And no, I will not have a bottle of Viagra with me (sorry moochers). Nor am I likely to be surrounded by a coterie of cottontails. I will, however, be ensconced in (100%) silk, have plenty of Glenmorangie on hand and be throwing out some fun pretend stories that involve me and James Caan in some way.

A-ring-a-ding-ding.