Helsinki, I Hardly Know Ye

Attention hipster diaspora - pack up your (Comme Des Garçons) bindles. The promised land is not wherever the hell you are. Unless you happen to be in Helsinki. If you're there, stay put. You won the lottery.

Go to hel-looks.com and prove me wrong.

A quote from one plate, Maippi, who I think may have been Blind Melon's bumblebee girl:

"I bought these glasses from Chinatown in Montreal. I like them because when wearing them, I don't feel like, oh, why am I not wearing contact lenses!"

Wow. I'm moving - who's with me?