Oh, Chachi!

Remember your first time? Scott Baio remembers his first time. It was with Erin "Joanie Cunningham" Moran. He was 16 and it was mmmagic:

"I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to say after we got naked. So for the first five minutes, maybe less—hell, it might have been the first twenty seconds—I'm doing it and thinking, man, this is really uncomfortable. What happened was, my thing was between the cushions on the couch and I didn't even know it. Instead of being inside Erin, I was humping a corduroy sofa!"

That's so cute, Scott Baio. And now that I know, you don't really have to publish BaioWatch: How I Dated and Loved Hollywood's Most Beautiful Women and Ended Up Alone. Because even though I've only read a few excerpts, I'm almost sure it won't be as much fun as humping a corduroy sofa.