Capital Laptop Machine!

Good news - I've finally found (a working) laptop that's old-timey / steampunk enough for a future-past antiquarian such as myself. Good day to you Starbucks, warm beverage emporium.

And... if anyone so much as looks sideways at me for taking up one of the cafetorium tableariums while I hack the complimentary intermatrix transmission, I'll put down my coffeeweed toddy and give them a swift but sound thumping.

And that's what's what.