RIP: Weekly World News

First Allo Police, now this. What's worse, these things always come in threes. Fox News: the bell tolls for thee.

Batgirl PSA

I kind of suspected that this wasn't Adam West. And I was right. It's Dick Gauthier. And that's why no one payed any attention to this and women never brought up the subject of equal pay again.

Mo's Bacon Bar

Although it will never replace my beloved bacon beer (remember Schlenkerla Rauchbier?), it seems the latest product to suck up to bacon is our old friend the chocolate bar. In the interest of whatever, I'm urging you all to run down to your local butcher and try Vosges Bacon Exotic Candy Bar.

On a sad note, it seems like we might be approaching the saturation point of bacon-flavoured/infused/fried/smoked products. Unless of course we can somehow get tobacco and cheese involved.

I Hate Blogging

But I love products, almost as much as you. Tuhday: Dog beer.



















Says the site: "Yes, it's beer! But, it's for dogs." Odd - I don't remember writing the copy for these people.

In short, no joy in the juice. What we got here is a rather healthy brew fortified with glucosamine, vitamin E and "all natural" beef drippings. Glorious.

Neither Kwispelbier (Dutch) nor Happy Tail Ale (American) have yet to produce my idea - Air Bud Light: for dogs how know how to take it easy. Of course, seeing how light beer is usually for pussies, marketing will have a bit of legwork.

Yeah, shut up. It's almost 2:00am and I'm writing something longer than a sentence on dog beer. I need a job.