Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Brains. Hungry.

Great voice work (not mine). Kill time / kill zombies at:

Defend your house by shooting the encroaching zombies. Damn addictive, but why? S posits: "Anything where there's the prospect of getting a better gun is good."

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Beer + Milk = Bilk

Ladies: throw away those awkward, tasty calcium soft chews. Unless you're alcoholic. Or really stoned.

Bilk has a fruity flavour, looks and smells like tea with milk, and best of all, contains one-third milk. It does a body good. Because it contains beer.

Alas, truer words: "Hey guys - I got Bilked last night!"

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Nuts And Gum: Together At Last

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Sweet N Low

Nothing like a little nostalgia for the Third Reich with your morning cuppa. Apparently, sugar packets bearing Hitler's likeness and holocaust jokes have been turning up at cafes in Croatia. Not so great for a country with a Nazi past and aspirations for EU membership (wait - maybe that will help). A little digging turned up some other interesting Croatian sugar packets:

Gestapo Bill Says "Double double or there'll be trouble!"

"How do you take your coffee?"

Monday, February 19, 2007

Grey's Anatomy

...has nothing on The Todd's anatomy. Blogging five!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

It's Cold Out

So pointless. I need a vacation.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day

Damn, wrong clip. Why did I choo-choo-choose it?

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Are They Taking This Seriously?

If only there was some way of knowing for sure.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

HPOP - Now 83% More Sporadic!

But that's all going to change. Ah, y'poor fools. No it isn't.

Item: Wink o' the peeper and one-hand clap to BGA and his new reality series "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Model Search". Although the do-rights at language police HQ have forced him to rename it "Portfolio", there's no denying that this superfluous Thursday-night meat parade is a white-hot (low-fat) grease fire of pure entertainment.

Item: I've been meaning to post Bill O'Reilly's appearance on Letterman for some time now. Spoiler: watch for O'Reilly's 'accidental' Nazi salute at the end.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Black History Month

Why does the white (orange) muppet want keep the black (purple) muppet from having a good time? Discuss.