Actionable Items: Author Anything

So goes the famous Peter Cook joke: Two guys are at a party. One says, “I’m working on a novel” and the other replies, “Neither am I.” Ha ha, clink, so true, etc. Unfortunately you, me and everyone we know is officially out of excuses.

Seems that Britney's (first) ex, Jason Alexander, has decided to reveal the details of his 55-hour marathon marriage in - get this - "a book". A quote from the exclusive interview with the UK Sun:

"Britney knows about it. There are things in the book that will upset her. There will be things in the book she will be mad at. It's all the details of the wedding and all the stuff that's been going on. It talks about everything. There is no holding back because that's what people want to know about. It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like."

So there. You CAN write and DO have something to say. Go forth and create. Use commas.